Because

Holy freaking Swaim! He's also one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
I remember going all the way across town just so I could rent this for one day from Royal Sports in Winnipeg. Basically an hour drive two days in a row, and I didn't have a car. The video was crazy. Royal was pretty crazy too. They sold everything from hockey equipment to BMX bikes. I distinctly remember one of the first times I went there. My Mom begrudgingly drove me to their tiny cinderblock building in the middle of nowhere. As I stood there admiring all the boards, haphazardly laid out in a pile amongst the hockey pads, the owner and his employee sons started having this huge fight. Each screaming at each other at the top of their lungs. I stood there trying to be invisible, until I could buy my board and get out of there. I think it might have been this board.