I tried to go for a roll at this place on my birthday. I was under the mistaken impression that it was a skatepark of some sort. Nope. Just a dude's house.
Despite showing up totally uninvited and there being a large language barrier, the owner did let me take a few laps around the pool. The bowl is way harder to skate than you can imagine. Really tight transitions with lots of vert. It's like if you tried to skate your bathtub, but where your bathtub is made out of bondo. Still super fun, but I wish I had had more time to figure it out a bit more.
Then it was off for the traditional old man birthday dinner of cerebral conversation, smoking jackets, and fine port.
You know dinner is about to get really interesting when they chain you in.
Yup. After the chains went up, the robots were unleashed to wail on some dinosaurs.
Then a Kung Fu Panda riding a cow came out and pummeled the robots.
After the blood sports, it was time for the 10 foot tall Fembots.
And rainbow laser tanks. This was very definitely the most interesting/bizarre dinner I've ever had.
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