Boneless

Above: Neil Hauser boneless. Huge pop and one of Edmonton's sickest styles. (click to enlarge)
I was skating the new Grovenor park the other day when some grom asked me how long I'd been skating. Actually, saying he was a grom suggests he had a skateboard. He was more along the lines of a feral child, who's really into hitting things with sticks, but I digress. Anyway, so the kid asks how long I've been skating and I casually throw out, "Twice as long as you've been alive". He thinks about it for half a second and says, "You've been skating for 22 years?" I was only half joking when I said it, but damn that's almost exactly right. Why do I still suck?
Zig Zagging.
Antifornia.