Gleaming the Cube

Fuck spontaneity! I don't care. I'm still calling you "The People's Court". Judges be judging.
Collingwood hosted the qualifier for Am Getting Paid Saturday.

Holy shit! Was Natas there?

Ben Stewart did my favorite tricks of the contest. Kickflip over the hubba. Ben rules.

Young MC. Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and skate contests. Dirty rocks the mic.

Mitch Phillips killed it as usual. Over-crook. Anybody have any idea why blogger insists on washing out all my photos?

Some people would be self conscious constantly riding their day-glow ass through the middle of a contest. But not you. Way to be you, clown shoes.

Ty Pederson lipslides through the kinks. I hate it when little kids are really good. The only thing worse is when they get really good at transition. Then I have nothing left.

Some hippie parked his bike in a field of flowers.

Niles Osborn back disaster on my favorite obstacle.

Go stand in the corner.

I can't remember your name, but your first run of the entire contest ruled. Perfect kickflip down the big three and this 5-0.

Extreme athlete diet: Popsicles, fish fillets, and cigarettes.

It only felt like a million degrees. Good day for a toque, a long-sleeve, and full beard. I hear the lumberjack Nathan Bartlett made the finals. Congrats.

Nudists?
If I didn't shoot a photo of you, yes, that does mean I hate you. Well, not really. Maybe you did a whole bunch of backside tricks leaving me with nothing but a bunch of ass shots. I'm looking at you Timmy. Also, I had to leave after the first couple heats, so I completely missed half the contest. I'll throw up some more contest photos later.